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Doctor Evil Saves the World? script PDF Doctor
Evil Saves the World Feature-length
Motion Picture Treatment By Donald
L Boner. Copyright
2002. (Registered
by Writers Guild of America, West Inc., on
this date_March 18, 2002, registration#
859088) Donald
L Boner 516
E 15 St Indianapolis
IN 46202 (317)
445-5297 cell phone (317)
636-6020 home phone REGISTERED
WGAw No.859088 Doctor
Evil Saves the
World ?? ©
February 2002 Don Boner 516 E
15 St Indianapolis
IN 46202 317-445-5287 donboner@ameritech.net
Doctor
Evil returns to earth and becomes very mad when he finds that DE’s Empire
has only made him the second richest man in the world. The richest man is
Phil Rates, founder of Microhard Software. Doctor Evil decides to bring down
Microhard Software by pretending to invent and better computer Operating System
called ‘Tripod 2003’ and forcing Microhard stock to fall to nothing and then
buy all the stock up. Meanwhile
at M1 Austin Power finds out he must retire from the bureau because he has
reached the mandatory retirement age of 72. He is a little depressed thinking
the only is good at is the spy thing, but his lady reminds him that he is good a
something else so he decide to write a book entitled ‘How to Really Pickup,
Really Horny Chicks who will Shag Your Brains Out’ After
Doctor Evil announces he will be releasing Tripod 2003 to save the world from
the nerdy and ruthless Phil Rates, Microhard Software stock takes a nosedive.
Doctor Evil gets into this idea of ridding the word of Microhard and
creating the OS. Phil
Rates fights back by doing a multi billion-dollar ad campaign elaborating
the virtues of Microhard Software. Doctor Evil also starts an ad campaign with
extreme negative adds against Microhard. One ad show a little four-year girl
playing the Microhard game that is included with the OS ‘Press a Key’ The
computer says “alarm’ the girl presses the A key, the computer says’
That’s correct’, A voice over says “ Is Microhard trying to enslave our
children?” Then the computer says “bacteria” the girl presses the B
key, the computer says’ That’s correct’, Voice over “Have you
listened to the games from Microhard
that our trusted loved ones are playing?”
Then the computer says “cyanide” the girl presses the C key, the
computer says’ That’s correct’, Voice over “What are the ruthless
folks at Microhard doing to us?”
Then the computer says “Deathly” and when the girl presses the D key an
atomic bomb goes off distorting a city with the Voice over saying “Is
Microhard Software out to destroy the world, is it time to fight back before its
too late?” Microhard
goes to court and has the ad pulled off television after it is shown once, but
not before it wins the International ad Award. Doctor
Evil decides that he wants to create a real Operating System, so they fake the
death of senior young Microhard Software Engineers and convince them to work for
the Doctor creating ‘Tripod
2003’. Doctor
Evil moves to Seattle to be close to action and help create Tripod 2003 and
Scott befriends one of the Software Engineers working on the project who then
become two cool dudes.
Steve
Ballsher, Microhard’s CEO, and Phil’s only friend is tormented that the
empire that he a Phil build might be slipping away and wants to have a contract
put out on Doctor Evil. Steve remembers he has a second cousin of dubious
character so he hires him to kill Doctor Evil. The cousin is Fat Bastard who of
course manages to get some sensitive information from Steve in addition to seven
million dollars and ends up having a big laugh at Microhard’s expense. Phil
decides to meet Doctor Evil secretly in a small club to see if they can end the
‘war’ they are fighting. Doctor Evil empathizes with Phil telling it’s
hard to rule the world, “Everyone is always out to get in your way and screw
your plans up.” Doctor Evil tells Phil he is on a mission to rid the world of
Microhard and create an error free tamper proof Operating System, and the
meeting ends. As
the word spreads about Doctor Evil creating and new OS he becomes a folk hero,
he is selected as time magazine’s “Man of the Year” and is rumored to be
in line to be nominated for a Nobel Prize. Mimi Mini-Me has a weekly Prime time
Television show for young kids called “Little by Little” Austin
Power’s book ‘How to Really Pickup, Really Horny Chicks who will Shag Your
Brains Out’ is released and becomes a best seller. As
Microhard’s stock continues to fall DE’s Empire is purchasing it. On the eve
that Doctor Evil will take over Microhard he is invited to appear on Larry King
TV show, also appearing is Austin Power who flies from the UK to Seattle to be
in the Seattle studio where the show is being aired from. Austin runs into
Doctor in the Studio and they exchange niceties. Doctor
Evil is being interviewed first and Larry is prodding him about running
for President of the United States. Austin is watching in his green room
exhausted from the long flight, he decides to have some beer mixed with V8 Juice
and as luck would have it he mixes the correct proportions. As the antidote
kicks in he realizes Doctor Evil is there and Austin rushes out and grabbing
Doctor Evil and fighting back mini-Me screaming, ‘What’s wrongs with you
people, don’t you realize this is Doctor Evil.” Larry tries to get the
security guards to help but fortunately they
slipped into Austin’s green room and helped themselves to some of
the drink, so they end up helping Austin. Austin finally realizes people
must drank V8 with beer and remembers the proportions so he screams over the air
’Everyone mix 3 ounces of V8 juice and 6 ounces of beer now! Do IT!” The
guards bring Larry what’s left of the mixture to drink. Doctor
Evil pulls a gun on Austin and said “The world will watch you die tonight!”
then Austin grabs the microphone off the interview desk and throws it at Doctor
Evil knocking the gun from his hand. Doctor Evil, Mini-Me push through a door to
a waiting space ship and off into space they go. Larry
still on camera says “Austin you saved the world from a worse evil then
Microhard, how can we thank you?’ Austin
replies after thinking about it. “ Everyone please go out and buy another of
my book, it’s my only income since I was forced out of the spy business.”
Larry has a phone call and puts it on the air its Basil Exposition who tells
Austin “By order of the Queen who
has exempted you from mandatory retirement you are to report to M1 for work
Monday morning!” The
End Closing
credits. Split Screen Phil
and Steve returning the Microhard Office, Phil turns to Steve says “ That was
close, no we can resume our plans” Steve nods and take a paper from his pocket
and hands it to Phil. Other
screen Doctor
Evil, “ I don’t get it, Phil Rates gets to stay there and carry out is
diabolic plans and I’m stuck here in frigin cold space, where the justice!. Credits
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